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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

Me: Meet my boyfriend.
Parents: Why are you showing me your computer?

seblaine:

in every blogger’s history lies a dark, dark past

their first ever url

thefezandthedeathfrisbee:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

feministpixie:

If you are a straight dude and you hit on a girl who says “sorry, I’m a lesbian” or “I have a girlfriend” and your immediate response is “can I watch?” I hope birds peck out your eyes so you can never watch anything ever again.

lomographicsociety:

Home of the Day by hixrat

Aside from being a middle school teacher, he also enjoys traveling and eating. Congratulations hixrat of Tulsa, United States for having our Home of the Day!

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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